weloveshortvideos:

Me after thanksgiving

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

Posted 8 years ago With 114,948 notes

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in-love-with-my-bed:

did not see that coming.

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

Posted 8 years ago With 416,387 notes

wildchildintheclouds:

merlynm:

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

He fucking claps at one point oh my god this is adorable

shriyawashere:

I don’t stop for traffic, traffic stops for me

Posted 8 years ago With 258 notes

georgetakei:

From a fan. When you put it together…

Source: I Fucking Love This

officialunitedstates:

“What does the chef recommend?”

“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”

Posted 9 years ago With 883,380 notes